Nico's Nextbots Jump

Nico's nextbots jump out at you from the shadows of a dimly lit hallway, and if your heart isn't racing within thirty seconds of spawning, you're probably playing it wrong. There's something uniquely terrifying—and weirdly hilarious—about being hunted by a flat, 2D image of a meme that's moving at Mach speed while blasting distorted audio. If you've spent any time on Roblox lately, you know exactly the kind of chaos I'm talking about. It's a game of high-speed tag where the stakes are your ears and your sanity, and if you aren't constantly on the move, you're toast. ...

January 26, 2026 · 6 min · Elias Whittaker